> Most of you might as well just give up right now, because ol' Issa has cooked up the ULTIMATE PLOT
> for controlling this market with an iron grip.

'Fraid not, my friend... you're gonna have to mount a mad dash for second place, 'cause even though I'm not the world's biggest guy, we're not both gonna fit at the top! Oh - and I'd loan you some friends for your scheme, but both of mine are tied up right now...