[Iss' evil plan snipped]

>The genuine RinkWorks comb WILL BE MINE!!!!
>
> MUUAAHAHAHAHAAAHH*cough-cough-gasp-sputter*
>

You don't honestly think you can get away with it, do you? For there's one thing you've forgotten about, and that thing shall be your undoing: Batman!! He'll stop you, and save us all, because he's Batman. He'd never let that comb fall into the hands of a madman like you. Nice try, but you'll have to do better than that. Of course, you'll have plenty of time to think up a new plan while in the Asylum....

-Stephen
(who is really, really bored)