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Re: Indigenous Driving Styles
Posted By: alissa, on host 205.188.198.168
Date: Thursday, January 13, 2000, at 14:26:40
In Reply To: Indigenous Driving Styles posted by Ticia on Thursday, January 13, 2000, at 13:58:18:

> Okay, speaking of bad parkers (see previous thread) this is good for a laugh. Please don't be offended...
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> (BTW. My favorite is the last one...my place of residence)
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> Indigenous Driving Styles
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> One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago
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> One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York
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> One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston
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> One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California.
> With gun in lap: L.A.
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> Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
> quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
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> Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy

Haha, that is so true. I've been there, it's nuts. I don't think they even have traffic laws.
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> One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle
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> One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake,
> throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas
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> Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floorboard, squirrel tails attached to antenna: Georgia
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> Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level,
> driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
> Florida
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> One hand on wheel, one hand holding cell phone while driving 90mph in a 55 zone 2 feet behind next vehicle, with 4 inches on each side of barricade walls for 80 miles until next open exit: Utah
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> Ti'anybody else?'cia

One hand on wheel, one on radio controls, eyes looking back at the person they just passed and mouth very busy cussing them out for going only 5 above the speed limit: Oklahoma

ali"we have the rudest drivers"ssa

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