Okay, speaking of bad parkers (see previous thread) this is good for a laugh. Please don't be offended...

(BTW. My favorite is the last one...my place of residence)

Indigenous Driving Styles

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago

One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston

One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California.
With gun in lap: L.A.

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy

One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake,
throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas

Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floorboard, squirrel tails attached to antenna: Georgia

Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level,
driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
Florida

One hand on wheel, one hand holding cell phone while driving 90mph in a 55 zone 2 feet behind next vehicle, with 4 inches on each side of barricade walls for 80 miles until next open exit: Utah

Ti'anybody else?'cia