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Re: Indigenous Driving Styles
Posted By: Howard, on host 205.184.139.39
Date: Thursday, January 13, 2000, at 17:27:01
In Reply To: Re: Indigenous Driving Styles posted by alissa on Thursday, January 13, 2000, at 14:26:40:

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> > Okay, speaking of bad parkers (see previous thread) this is good for a laugh. Please don't be offended...
> >
> > (BTW. My favorite is the last one...my place of residence)
> >
> > Indigenous Driving Styles
> >
> > One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago
> >
> > One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York
> >
> > One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston
> >
> > One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California.
> > With gun in lap: L.A.
> >
> > Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
> > quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
> >
> > Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy
>
> Haha, that is so true. I've been there, it's nuts. I don't think they even have traffic laws.
> >
> > One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle
> >
> > One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake,
> > throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas
> >
> > Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floorboard, squirrel tails attached to antenna: Georgia
> >
> > Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level,
> > driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
> > Florida
> >
> > One hand on wheel, one hand holding cell phone while driving 90mph in a 55 zone 2 feet behind next vehicle, with 4 inches on each side of barricade walls for 80 miles until next open exit: Utah
> >
> > Ti'anybody else?'cia
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> One hand on wheel, one on radio controls, eyes looking back at the person they just passed and mouth very busy cussing them out for going only 5 above the speed limit: Oklahoma
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> ali"we have the rudest drivers"ssa

Hey, no fair! You left out Tennessee. Snif,sob, I feel so neglected. Let me try.
One hand on the git-tar, one hand emptying trash out the window and a bottle of Jack Daniels on the gas pedal. Feet on the dash. Flea market items in the back of the pickup. Tennessee