> > When I was a kid, popcicle sticks always had riddles on them. You had to eat the popcicle before you could read the answer. They're doing it again! Here are some examples that I picked up while playing with the grandkids:
> > What did the painter name his son?
> > Art
> > What has two banks and no money?
> > A river
> > Where do books sleep?
> > under their covers
> > What gets colder as it warms up?
> > an air conditioner
> > Where do bees go on their day off?
> > the wax museum
> > What has three feet, but no toes?
> > a yardstick
> > Why did the book join the police force?
> > So he could work under cover.
> > What has wheels and a trunk, but no engine?
> > An elephant on roller blades (When I was a kid, it was roller scates. Time changes things.)
> > Why was the picture sent to jail?
> > It was framed.
> > Where does the catcher sit for dinner?
> > Behind the plate.
> > When is a fin not a fin?
> > When it's a dolphin.
> > What did the hungry computer say?
> > "I could sure go for a byte."
> > What do books carry when they aren't home?
> > pagers
> >
> > What are we doing to our children?!
> > Howard
>
> *GROAN*
> What exactly is the difference between popsicle humor and the stuff on RBJ?
>
> -M"still reeling from the fin/dolphin gag"el

Is it possible that some stuff is too bad for Really Bad Jokes?
Howard