> When I was a kid, popcicle sticks always had riddles on them. You had to eat the popcicle before you could read the answer. They're doing it again! Here are some examples that I picked up while playing with the grandkids:
> What did the painter name his son?
> Art
> What has two banks and no money?
> A river
> Where do books sleep?
> under their covers
> What gets colder as it warms up?
> an air conditioner
> Where do bees go on their day off?
> the wax museum
> What has three feet, but no toes?
> a yardstick
> Why did the book join the police force?
> So he could work under cover.
> What has wheels and a trunk, but no engine?
> An elephant on roller blades (When I was a kid, it was roller scates. Time changes things.)
> Why was the picture sent to jail?
> It was framed.
> Where does the catcher sit for dinner?
> Behind the plate.
> When is a fin not a fin?
> When it's a dolphin.
> What did the hungry computer say?
> "I could sure go for a byte."
> What do books carry when they aren't home?
> pagers
>
> What are we doing to our children?!
> Howard

*GROAN*
What exactly is the difference between popsicle humor and the stuff on RBJ?

-M"still reeling from the fin/dolphin gag"el