> > > > When I was a kid, popcicle sticks always had riddles on them. You had to eat the popcicle before you could read the answer. They're doing it again! Here are some examples that I picked up while playing with the grandkids:
> > > > What did the painter name his son?
> > > > Art
> > > > What has two banks and no money?
> > > > A river
> > > > Where do books sleep?
> > > > under their covers
> > > > What gets colder as it warms up?
> > > > an air conditioner
> > > > Where do bees go on their day off?
> > > > the wax museum
> > > > What has three feet, but no toes?
> > > > a yardstick
> > > > Why did the book join the police force?
> > > > So he could work under cover.
> > > > What has wheels and a trunk, but no engine?
> > > > An elephant on roller blades (When I was a kid, it was roller scates. Time changes things.)
> > > > Why was the picture sent to jail?
> > > > It was framed.
> > > > Where does the catcher sit for dinner?
> > > > Behind the plate.
> > > > When is a fin not a fin?
> > > > When it's a dolphin.
> > > > What did the hungry computer say?
> > > > "I could sure go for a byte."
> > > > What do books carry when they aren't home?
> > > > pagers
> > > >
> > > > What are we doing to our children?!
> > > > Howard
> > >
> > > *GROAN*
> > > What exactly is the difference between popsicle humor and the stuff on RBJ?
> > >
> > > -M"still reeling from the fin/dolphin gag"el
> >
> > Is it possible that some stuff is too bad for Really Bad Jokes?
> > Howard
>
> Another difference is that all the popsicle jokes are short. It wooden be possible to inscribe the infamous "Purple Wombat" joke on a popsicle stick in a way that wood be readable without a magnifying glass or better.
>
> Nyperold

Purple Wombat?