Re: The Best of Humorscopes
Mousie, on host 199.107.4.10
Thursday, December 2, 1999, at 16:39:14
Re: The Best of Humorscopes posted by Brunnen-G on Thursday, December 2, 1999, at 16:35:25:
> > > Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) > > > > > > Arachnids will be especially troublesome today. Chances are only fair that you will make it through the day without tangling with one or more giant Amazonian tarantulas. Keep a stick within reach, is my advice, a big stick. > > > > > > > > > On Thanksgiving, I was actually crying over how large the spider my upstairs neighbor to come kill for me was. > > > > Mou"and not because the spider was dying, but because it existed IN MY APARTMENT"sie > > I don't mind spiders, mainly because I've seen *tropical* ones, and anything we get here seems laughable in comparison. What I do mind are wetas. Picture an armour-plated steroid-enhanced grasshopper the size of a small hamster. Specifically, I mind the fact that my cat believes I want as many of these things as she can bring me. > You'd get on well with my sister, though. Her theory is, if you come home and find a spider in your house, you basically salvage what uncontaminated belongings might be in the other rooms, abandon the rest, and move house. > > Brunnen-"and who am I to argue"G
I am right there with your sister. I didn't step foot in my dining room for months after seeing a spider there. Maybe I'll just pretend a spider was on my welcome mat when they took it.
Mou"beating this horse to death"sie
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