Re: The Best of Humorscopes
Brunnen-G, on host 202.27.188.81
Thursday, December 2, 1999, at 16:35:25
Re: The Best of Humorscopes posted by Mousie on Thursday, December 2, 1999, at 16:22:18:
> > Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) > > > > Arachnids will be especially troublesome today. Chances are only fair that you will make it through the day without tangling with one or more giant Amazonian tarantulas. Keep a stick within reach, is my advice, a big stick. > > > > > On Thanksgiving, I was actually crying over how large the spider my upstairs neighbor to come kill for me was. > > Mou"and not because the spider was dying, but because it existed IN MY APARTMENT"sie
I don't mind spiders, mainly because I've seen *tropical* ones, and anything we get here seems laughable in comparison. What I do mind are wetas. Picture an armour-plated steroid-enhanced grasshopper the size of a small hamster. Specifically, I mind the fact that my cat believes I want as many of these things as she can bring me. You'd get on well with my sister, though. Her theory is, if you come home and find a spider in your house, you basically salvage what uncontaminated belongings might be in the other rooms, abandon the rest, and move house.
Brunnen-"and who am I to argue"G
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