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Re: The Best of Humorscopes
Posted By: Brunnen-G, on host 202.27.188.81
Date: Thursday, December 2, 1999, at 16:50:44
In Reply To: Re: The Best of Humorscopes posted by Mousie on Thursday, December 2, 1999, at 16:39:14:

> I am right there with your sister. I didn't step foot in my dining room for months after seeing a spider there. Maybe I'll just pretend a spider was on my welcome mat when they took it.
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> Mou"beating this horse to death"sie

Yeah! That must be it. Your concerned neighbour removed it, spider and all, so you would have no cause for alarm.
Or if you favour violent revenge on mat thieves, maybe somebody did steal it and ... only when they were driving away with it ... SUDDENLY REALISED there was a spider on it, glaring at them evilly with its little tiny multiple spider eyes ... and just about to ... POUNCE! That'll teach them. Steal an innocent person's welcome mat, and get the evil spider of destiny which was intended for them.

Brunnen-"karma strikes again"G