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Re: Florida, the final frontier.
Howard, on host 205.184.139.69
Monday, November 29, 1999, at 11:43:35
Florida, the final frontier. posted by Jimmy Of York on Monday, November 29, 1999, at 11:32:14:
> Well, for the past 5 days I have been in florida, and i just had to share my observations, so, here they are.
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> 1) 40% of the population is legaly blind
> 2) 40% of the population is legaly deaf
> 3) 20% of the population is legal blind AND legaly deaf.
> 4) They have the most dangerous roads and most incompitant drivers of any state.
> 5) There are 26 times as many golf courses as there are schools
> 6) There are absolutely no "ponds", every body of water larger than a puddle is refered to as a "lake"
> 7) They refer to 68 degree weather as chilly
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> Jimmy O"Not to say I didn't enjoy it"f York
Okay, jimmy. Tell us what you liked about it?
Were you in Northern Florida(English), Southern Florida(Spanish), Western Florida(Redneck) or the Keys(Conch)?
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