Well, for the past 5 days I have been in florida, and i just had to share my observations, so, here they are.

1) 40% of the population is legaly blind
2) 40% of the population is legaly deaf
3) 20% of the population is legal blind AND legaly deaf.
4) They have the most dangerous roads and most incompitant drivers of any state.
5) There are 26 times as many golf courses as there are schools
6) There are absolutely no "ponds", every body of water larger than a puddle is refered to as a "lake"
7) They refer to 68 degree weather as chilly

Jimmy O"Not to say I didn't enjoy it"f York