Main      Site Guide    
Message Forum
Re: Florida, the final frontier.
Posted By: Jimmy Of York, on host 208.157.22.235
Date: Monday, November 29, 1999, at 13:25:00
In Reply To: Re: Florida, the final frontier. posted by Howard on Monday, November 29, 1999, at 11:43:35:

> > Well, for the past 5 days I have been in florida, and i just had to share my observations, so, here they are.
> >
> > 1) 40% of the population is legaly blind
> > 2) 40% of the population is legaly deaf
> > 3) 20% of the population is legal blind AND legaly deaf.
> > 4) They have the most dangerous roads and most incompitant drivers of any state.
> > 5) There are 26 times as many golf courses as there are schools
> > 6) There are absolutely no "ponds", every body of water larger than a puddle is refered to as a "lake"
> > 7) They refer to 68 degree weather as chilly
> >
> > Jimmy O"Not to say I didn't enjoy it"f York
>
> Okay, jimmy. Tell us what you liked about it?
> Were you in Northern Florida(English), Southern Florida(Spanish), Western Florida(Redneck) or the Keys(Conch)?

Well... i guess I was in South Florida... kinda

Things I Like
1) I got to eat out a lot
2) I got to go swimming in november
3) I got a message out of it
4) I played golf more than i have in my whole life combined
5) There are 26 times as many golf courses as there are schools.

Jimmy O"I'm an expert golfer, i've even ben know to get the ball near the 18th hole on my first shot of the day. Not that it's always on purpose.."f York