#481

• Why couldn't Batman go fishing?
• Because Robin ate the worms.

#482

• Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?
• Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

#483

• What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
• Hailing taxis.

#484

• There were 99 people on a boat, and then it turned over. How many were left?
• 66.

#485

• What's a three-season bed?
• A bed without a spring.

#486

• Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?
• On a clothes lion.

#487

• When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?
• At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

#488

• Chief Running Water had two sons. What were their names?
• Hot and Cold.

#489

• Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?
• He wanted to see stars during the day.

#490

• Why did the farmer feed his cows money?
• He wanted rich milk.