#461

• What did the book say to the librarian?
• Can I take you out?

#462

• Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?
• He wanted to take a month off.

#463

• What is a dentist's office?
• A filling station.

#464

• What will happen if you ate yeast and polish?
• You'll rise and shine.

#465

• Wanna hear a dirty joke?
• Ok.
• The boy fell in the mud. Ready for a clean joke?
• Yeah.
• He took a bath.

#466

• What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?
• Luters.

#467

• What do call a fish with no eye?
• A fsh.

#468

• Why do cows moo?
• Because their horns don't work.

#469

• What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?
• Let's get on the ship, men!

#470

• What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?
• Bob.