> It was the bit about the bananas that clinched it, wasn't it. I knew that was a stroke of genius!

Just one moment here. I ate a banana today, and quite obviously, t'was not stolen by the Monkeyman. Nor the banana I ate with my breakfast two days ago. Come to think of it, I cannot in recent history remember a time when my banana was stolen by the Monkeyman.

Fraud! Propaganda! Vile slander! I demand a retraction and the resignation of the perpetrator and his associates!