Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to Michael!
Happy Birthday to me!

while we're on the subject of the happy birthday song, I thought
I would share this amusing interchange from an episode of
SportsNight, which only lasted two seasons, tragically, cause
Aaron WSorkin wanted to concentrate on The West Wing, and we
all know what a mistake THAT was (that was sarcasm).

"Isaac, I got the intellectual property cops crawling up my butt."
"The Intellectual property cops."
"Yes."
"Are crawling up your butt."
"I'm being fined for singing happy birthday to Casey on the air."
"When?"
"On his birthday, Isaac."
"Oh right."
"ANyway, I'm being sued by the copyright holders."
"Someone has a copyright on the happy birthday song?"
"The representatives of Patty and Mildred Hill."
"It took TWO people to write that song?"

I'm 25, if anyone cares.

-Rifty