> > > > > Just wanted to make sure you all know that *cream soda* flavored DumDums(TM) are the BEST.
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> > > > Au contraire (spelling? it's french - who knows how to spell it?), peach DumDums are by far the best, followed by root beer
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> > > Hmmm. Peach anything is pretty tasty. Jolly Ranchers, for instance. But a strange thing is happening here. Call me nutty, but (not "NuttyButt") these crazy-wrapped blue raspberry DumDums are starting to tickle me! Do you think the blue tongue I get from them undermines my credibility at the lawyer's office I work at?
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> > Your honor, Prosecution's blue tounge directly affects his/her ability to represent his/her client.
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> > Don't know... sounds like it could be pretty serious to me.
> >
> > Drac "New meaning to Blue's Clues" imas
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> Your Honor, I must object to the Defense's characterization of my blue tongue. Were I a vole, having a blue tongue would be my normal state of being. Were I a boo-bie, having blue feet would be my normal state of being. I submit that a ruling by this Court that my blue tongue impairs in any way my ability to represent my client would be at the least prejudicial and non-politically correct, certainly in terms of animal rights. I ask the court to reject Defense counsel's argument.
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> Mou"I'm not even an attorney and I'm way too good at this"sie
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> *had to add the dash because the badwordfinder didn't like it without

Your honorable Sam-ness, we await your ruling.