Message Forum: Re: Add to list of things I don't understand;

Re: Add to list of things I don't understand;

Posted By: Howard, on host 68.214.0.173
Date: Thursday, February 10, 2005, at 09:12:22
In Reply To: Re: Add to list of things I don't understand; posted by Don the Monkeyman on Wednesday, February 9, 2005, at 17:12:19:

> > > 566. If a driver is likely to have a wreck, we call him wreckless. Isn't that just the opposite?
> > >
> >
> > No, that's correct. If he already had a wreck, he probably wouldn't be driving so wrecklessly.
> >
> > > 567. Today on the interstate, I saw a truck with a sign on the back that said "Inland Seafood." That's not where I expect to find seafood.
> > >
> >
> > You see food in a truck. Therefore, you're either inland or on a bridge. The sign merely indicates that the truck is not designed for crossing bridges while transporting food. If you ever see such a truck on a bridge, report it to the authorities immediately.
> >
> > ^v^:)^v^
> > F"and now you know"B
>
> I swear, you're the only person alive who can trade quips on even footing with Howard. The two of you together are a powerful force.
>
> Don "Fortunately, you seem to be a powerful force for GOOD so far -- stay good!" Monkey

Maybe Don is right. We could form a team and go on TV.
Howard

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Message:	> > > > 566. If a driver is likely to have a wreck, we call him wreckless. Isn't that just the opposite? > > > > > > > > > > No, that's correct. If he already had a wreck, he probably wouldn't be driving so wrecklessly. > > > > > > > 567. Today on the interstate, I saw a truck with a sign on the back that said "Inland Seafood." That's not where I expect to find seafood. > > > > > > > > > > You see food in a truck. Therefore, you're either inland or on a bridge. The sign merely indicates that the truck is not designed for crossing bridges while transporting food. If you ever see such a truck on a bridge, report it to the authorities immediately. > > > > > > ^v^:)^v^ > > > F"and now you know"B > > > > I swear, you're the only person alive who can trade quips on even footing with Howard. The two of you together are a powerful force. > > > > Don "Fortunately, you seem to be a powerful force for GOOD so far -- stay good!" Monkey > > Maybe Don is right. We could form a team and go on TV. > Howard
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