> > 566. If a driver is likely to have a wreck, we call him wreckless. Isn't that just the opposite?
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> No, that's correct. If he already had a wreck, he probably wouldn't be driving so wrecklessly.
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> > 567. Today on the interstate, I saw a truck with a sign on the back that said "Inland Seafood." That's not where I expect to find seafood.
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> You see food in a truck. Therefore, you're either inland or on a bridge. The sign merely indicates that the truck is not designed for crossing bridges while transporting food. If you ever see such a truck on a bridge, report it to the authorities immediately.
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> ^v^:)^v^
> F"and now you know"B

I swear, you're the only person alive who can trade quips on even footing with Howard. The two of you together are a powerful force.

Don "Fortunately, you seem to be a powerful force for GOOD so far -- stay good!" Monkey