> > > What? That's it? You're just giving up? That's it! I'm getting a new lawyer! Anyone want the job?
> >
> > OK, I'll have one more try. I will now cross-examine the defendant. Darien K. Dreamweaver, put your hand on the religious object of your choice and answer yes or no.
> > Did you, or did you not, get abducted by aliens, trapped in a space-time vortex, and exist on Earth in two separate but parallel timestreams in different bodies whose consciousnesses could not communicate with each other?
>
> Err... before I answer that, I need a clarification. You told me to "put my hand on the religious object of my choice;" am I allowed to choose an automatic weapon? Just out of curiosity, of course...

Gosh darn it, Darien! How many times have I said you're not allowed to have any automatic weapons until *after* we have enough money to pay off the FBI?