> > What? That's it? You're just giving up? That's it! I'm getting a new lawyer! Anyone want the job?
>
> OK, I'll have one more try. I will now cross-examine the defendant. Darien K. Dreamweaver, put your hand on the religious object of your choice and answer yes or no.
> Did you, or did you not, get abducted by aliens, trapped in a space-time vortex, and exist on Earth in two separate but parallel timestreams in different bodies whose consciousnesses could not communicate with each other?

Err... before I answer that, I need a clarification. You told me to "put my hand on the religious object of my choice;" am I allowed to choose an automatic weapon? Just out of curiosity, of course...