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Posted By: Brunnen-G, on host 210.55.116.33
Date: Wednesday, September 29, 1999, at 20:35:39

I recently found this fragment of a previously unknown Shakespeare play, R.I.N.K.W.O.R.K.S.
Doesn't look like it's one of his best.


RICHARD: I never knew worse -- oh, Redneckizer!
Kill Stoddard, recreant, in neverending kilobytic war! Odin's ravens keen, saying: "Rise, illiterate Netizens! Kill, warriors!"
OPHELIA: Rather kiss Sam; ruler in Net's kingdom where others rant -- kindly, sophisticated! Rumour indeed? No; knowledge would only reinforce knowledge's surmise.
RICHARD: I'd not knowingly wrong our revered king: sweet, rare, illuminating; noble, keen-witted -- our Rinkworks kinsman Sam.

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