> Beware the jaberwock, my son, the jaws that bite... the claws that catch... beware the jub-jub bird and shun the frumious bandersnatch.

Heh. A favourite of mine. I especially enjoy the first verse:

'Twas brillig, and the slithey toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe,
And mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

I love to say that at random intervals, in an extremely overdone, over-dramatic british accent. It's great fun. :-}