> And then there was the Jed Clampett type who crossed into Canada and was asked that question.
> (Do you have anything to declare?) And he said, "Well, I declare that shore is a fancy uniform yer wearin'!"
> Howard

INS guy: Reason of the trip?

Me: Visiting my girlfriend.

INS *Puts passport down on desk, closed, examine me* You're going to visit your GIRLFRIEND?

Me: Uh uh...

INS: What is she doing there? Is she studying there? Visiting there? Is she an American citizen?

Me: Yes...

INS: And you're /coming back/ WHEN?

Lesson learned? You're visiting a friend. They don't care how close you are to the friend. As long as you come back...

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