> It's all true enough.
>
> >the guy at the border looked at me like I was an idiot when he said, "Do you have anything to declare?" and I held up this HUGE box and said, "Yeah, this here box of french fries."
> >
> You did WHAT?
>
> Rivikah

And then there was the Jed Clampett type who crossed into Canada and was asked that question.
(Do you have anything to declare?) And he said, "Well, I declare that shore is a fancy uniform yer wearin'!"
Howard