> The float valve of intelligence bobs a few centimetres higher in the toilet cistern of community, ready to release the waters of goodwill and happiness and flush the toxic mind sludge of the Internet hygienically away into the sewers of sanity.


That is just such a great metaphor. Especially the "toxic mindsludge of the internet". This reminds me a great deal of a Chat server a few of my friends are trying to get me to join. Having witnessed it, I avoid it like the plague, although it would be worth it just to be able to point them at this quote and say...

"LEARN, guys!"

> Entropy is decreased, or at least slowed down, and there is great rejoicing.

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> Brunnen-"even I often can't tell whether I'm being sarcastic"G

Bea"Sarcasm good. Mindless insults and petty ramblings bad..."sty