Message Forum: Re: The chewing gum question: way too much information

Re: The chewing gum question: way too much information

Posted By: Aragh, on host 65.100.84.186
Date: Friday, February 21, 2003, at 19:52:31
In Reply To: Re: The chewing gum question: way too much information posted by Cynthia on Wednesday, February 19, 2003, at 22:57:30:

> > ME: AAAAAAARGH! You're kissing me and you've got FOOD IN YOUR MOUTH?!?!?!
> >
> > DAVE: It isn't food! It's gum! That doesn't count!
>
> Now it all becomes clear. I think at issue here isn't so much the foodness (foodosity?) of gum as it is *really* the INDISPUTABLE FACT that KISSING SOMEONE WITH ANY SORT OF FOREIGN OBJECT IN YOUR MOUTH IS INCREDIBLY GROSS.
>
> Especially if it is the sort of foreign object that helps create lots of saliva.
>
> -Cynth"then again, there isn't much of a counter-argument there, I hope"ia

Why do you think Jolly Ranchers are jolly?

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Message:	> > > ME: AAAAAAARGH! You're kissing me and you've got FOOD IN YOUR MOUTH?!?!?! > > > > > > DAVE: It isn't food! It's gum! That doesn't count! > > > > Now it all becomes clear. I think at issue here isn't so much the foodness (foodosity?) of gum as it is really the INDISPUTABLE FACT that KISSING SOMEONE WITH ANY SORT OF FOREIGN OBJECT IN YOUR MOUTH IS INCREDIBLY GROSS. > > > > Especially if it is the sort of foreign object that helps create lots of saliva. > > > > -Cynth"then again, there isn't much of a counter-argument there, I hope"ia > > Why do you think Jolly Ranchers are jolly?
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