> > ME: AAAAAAARGH! You're kissing me and you've got FOOD IN YOUR MOUTH?!?!?!
> >
> > DAVE: It isn't food! It's gum! That doesn't count!
>
> Now it all becomes clear. I think at issue here isn't so much the foodness (foodosity?) of gum as it is *really* the INDISPUTABLE FACT that KISSING SOMEONE WITH ANY SORT OF FOREIGN OBJECT IN YOUR MOUTH IS INCREDIBLY GROSS.
>
> Especially if it is the sort of foreign object that helps create lots of saliva.
>
> -Cynth"then again, there isn't much of a counter-argument there, I hope"ia


Uh. Plenty of counterargument, beginning with the fact that you're missing out on way too much kissing if you only bother doing it when the other person doesn't have anything in his mouth.

Mouthie