Would you believe that I recently had my picture made with Sonny Bono? Yes, I know that Sonny has passed on, but there he sat, with a big smile on his face, so I sat down with him and we had our picture taken. If you look closely, old Sonny has a metalic look. Bronze, I guess, but I'm real flab and blood.

One of the many quirks of my warped personality is that I like to have my picture made with sculptures. I've been photographed with Will Rogers, King Kamehameha, Abraham Lincoln, a Roman general whose name I have forgotten, a generic fisherman in Key West and a few other generic fishermen and minutemen in New England. Now Sonny is on the list. I have also been photographed with various Tikis in Hawaii and a girl playing with a dolphin in London.

Some day, I hope to be photographed with Martin Luther King, Henry Clay, George Washington and Dolly Parton. I've already spotted statues of most of these folks, but sometimes it isn't convenient to get out and snap a photo.

I plan to post Sonny and I somewhere, maybe on photoaccess.com, and maybe some of the rest of the collection as well. I'll let you know, because I know everybody is dying to see this junk.
Howard