> A snowball fight with my father which I foolishly began...and then regretted. Picture a 90-pound kid "belting" her Dad with a snowball. Oops.... Or the time I urged my cousins to attack him with our squirt guns. When we hit, he was filling up a bucket for our guns with the garden hose. *grin*

I've done a few stupid things like that with my dad. He'd tell me:
Whatever pain you cause your father will be reciprocated tenfold.
Still does.
And he means it. He had the hose once on the other side of our deck and he faked squirting me with it. I was fully clothed and sure he'd never do it for real, so I started taunting him. *I was wrong.*