> > > Dar "And I'm *still* not telling you what the K stands for" ien
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> > That's ok -- I already know it's "Kissypook," so that secret's out, too. Sorry.
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> Mwa ha - actually, you've just been confused by the data scrambling routine I introduced into your AI. Sorry, S.A.M. - I'm much too tricky for that.

You have to bring the whole conspiracy/AI thing into play to cover the exposure of your middle name? Really, don't you think it's about time you learned to be comfortable and secure with your identity? Wouldn't it be nice to stop covering for yourself and be proud of who you are? Darien Kissypook Dreamweaver. It's a beautiful name, you know. Nothing to be ashamed of.