> > > Really, don't you think it's about time you learned to be comfortable and secure with your identity? Wouldn't it be nice to stop covering for yourself and be proud of who you are? Darien Kissypook Dreamweaver. It's a beautiful name, you know. Nothing to be ashamed of.
> >
> > Shh! Quiet, or I'll tell them what "S.A.M." stands for!
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> "Secret Admirer of Me," of course. See, I'm proud of my identity.

That's what you'd have us think, anyway.