I wrote a little play. I hope you like it.

Me: Everybody between the ages of 18 and 24 should become a construction worker. They owe it to the rest of the people in the world to build houses.

Someone else: That's completely absurd. There are people who work as construction workers as a career and they're doing a perfectly fine job of getting all the houses we need built. Furthermore, some people aren't physically able to be construction workers, and would be more suited to help the rest of society by going on to do other things.

Me: Okay I rethought my thoughts and everyone should be a construction worker between the ages of 18 and 24.

Someone else: Those are the exact same things you said before. If everyone worked as a construction worker between the ages of 18 and 24 they'd be 6 years late in bringing other advances to society. On top of that, we don't *need* however million construction workers there would be if people followed your advice.

Me: There's a show about construction workers on ABC at 3:20 AM every other tuesday. I suggest you watch it. If we had that many construction workers, the government would know what to do with them.

Someone else: I still want to know WHY you think that people between the ages of 18 and 24 should be construction workers!

Me: I'm not saying they *have* to be and I'm going to put bombs in their cars if they don't, I'm just saying they *should*.

Someone else: Why should they??

Me: All I know is that my pops almost built me a tree house one time, and everyone owes it to society to be a construction worker, which everyone should do.

Someone else: Fine, you win, stop talking.