> 8. Slice a sourdough roll, the kind used to make subs, and apply peanut butter to both sides. Add strawberry jam, and grape jelly. Slice a banana so that you can completely cover one side. Sprinkle M&M's over the other side. The small ones work best. You can also add a few peanuts. A thin smear of chocolate syrup on the bananas is recommended, but not mandatory. Serve with a root beer float.

My friends often have great fun with a wonderful game called "Guess what weird thing Sigi put in his sandwiches this time." It was day-old curry at the beginning of this week, which was very effective for getting part of the table to myself because it REEKED for ages. My greatest success, however, was...wait for it...three-day-old cheese fondue. Disgusting to other people? Yes. Consistency of elderly custard. Definitely. The white wine separated out and got me an alcoholic sandwich? You bet.

Tasted good? Wow, only the sausage and baked bean one got a better reaction.

Si-"Realises it's nothing to do with PBJs, but if you've read this far you're probably feeling too ill to care"-gi