> > I discovered something amazing earlier this morning: I am the most pathetic person alive. Why,
> > you ask? Because I cannot, no matter how hard I try, win a game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors."
>
> Really? I just tried it, and I won first time.
>
> Sam, does the computer just pick randomly? I could have sworn it was developing a strategy toward the end there.

Ah, the power that can be unleashed by the human desire to personify.... No, the computer actually just picks randomly.