> > Sometimes the old stuff is best.
> > Howard
>
> Oh Howard!
> Your puns are full of wool.
> Each one's a groaner
> Tho' you seem so cool.
> They hurt me, and they make me cry.
> You will excuse me, if I up and die.
>
> There will never be another Howard
> Full of Ho-Ho-Ho.
> Do you believe me,
> You're my potato*
> I shall always see you as a punster
> From San Diego Zoo.
> Oh Howard!
> This song is just for yoooouuu!
>
> *potato, term of endearment dating back to ancient China.
>
> :-)
It's nice to hear from an old girl friend. It's been a long time. I knew it was you, because you are the only one who wrote me songs. But how did you know that one of my personalities is Paul Anka?
Your old sweetie,
Bing