Message Forum: OH HOWARD! sung to the tune of Paul Anka's 'Oh Carol'

OH HOWARD! sung to the tune of Paul Anka's 'Oh Carol'

Posted By: Anonomous, on host 202.188.36.9
Date: Wednesday, August 4, 1999, at 20:32:38
In Reply To: Will who? posted by Howard on Wednesday, August 4, 1999, at 06:17:00:

> Sometimes the old stuff is best.
> Howard

Oh Howard!
Your puns are full of wool.
Each one's a groaner
Tho' you seem so cool.
They hurt me, and they make me cry.
You will excuse me, if I up and die.

There will never be another Howard
Full of Ho-Ho-Ho.
Do you believe me,
You're my potato*
I shall always see you as a punster
From San Diego Zoo.
Oh Howard!
This song is just for yoooouuu!

*potato, term of endearment dating back to ancient China.

:-)

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Re: OH HOWARD! sung to the tune of Paul Anka's 'Oh Carol' - Howard - Thu, 8/5/1999, 07:52:58