Some people have asked me if my brother and I were twins (we're three years apart) but the best was when I went to pick my brother up from football practice and one of his teammates asked me if I was his dad.

> People used to always mistake me and my brother for being twins. We were born 14 months apart. Everywhere we went it was:
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> "Oh, are you two twins?"
> "No, we're born 14 months apart"
> "Coulda fooled me!"
> "Gee, thanks." *roll eyes*
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> I don't hear that anymore. Now I just get told that I look just like my brother. But I don't get asked anymore if we're twins. Or else I'd probably punch someone in the face.
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> The Other "Now, if you wanted to ask me about my *evil* twin brother...;-)" Matthew