Re: The Wild Things Menace
Wolfspirit, on host 206.47.244.61
Tuesday, August 3, 1999, at 17:06:56
Re: The Wild Things Menace posted by Stephen on Tuesday, August 3, 1999, at 11:10:49:
> > > And third this is a big plot twist that would need some tricky writing but it could work. > > > > No comment, except that, no, it couldn't. This is just gratuitous plot twisting, now. Leave that to "Wild Things." > > Why? What if The Phantom Menace was Wild Things? I personally think it would go something like this: > > After the last scene in TPM: > > Senator Palpatine walks into his chambers, only to find Qui-Gonn hanging out there. > > Qui-Gonn: So, did you get the money? > > Palpatine: Yup, we're gonna be rich from that whole Naboo-Trade Federation scam! > > (Suddenly, Jar-Jar walks in) > > Jar-Jar: Meesa thinking yousa owesa meesa mysa share of the money. > > (Jar-Jar removes a mask to reveal Darth Maul's face underneath. Qui-Gonn is shocked) > > Qui-Gonn: What? I thought we killed you! > > Darth Maul: Well, you thougt incorrectly. You really killed a battle droid dressed up like me. (Darth pulls out a blaster and shoots Qui-Gonn.) > > Qui-Gonn: Ugh. (Dies) > > (Palpatine and Darth Maul celebrate. Later that night, there is a gratuitous sex scene between Amidala, Padme and Darth Maul.) > > (Roll credits. During the end credits we see flashbacks doing a half-hearted attempt to fill in the plot holes.)
L*O*L. Forget about Obi-Wan, he must have too much on his mind. And how do you explain Qui-Gonn Jinn coming back to life after complete cremation? :)
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