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Re: The Wild Things Menace
Posted By: Wolfspirit, on host 206.47.244.61
Date: Tuesday, August 3, 1999, at 17:06:56
In Reply To: Re: The Wild Things Menace posted by Stephen on Tuesday, August 3, 1999, at 11:10:49:

> > > And third this is a big plot twist that would need some tricky writing but it could work.
> >
> > No comment, except that, no, it couldn't. This is just gratuitous plot twisting, now. Leave that to "Wild Things."
>
> Why? What if The Phantom Menace was Wild Things? I personally think it would go something like this:
>
> After the last scene in TPM:
>
> Senator Palpatine walks into his chambers, only to find Qui-Gonn hanging out there.
>
> Qui-Gonn: So, did you get the money?
>
> Palpatine: Yup, we're gonna be rich from that whole Naboo-Trade Federation scam!
>
> (Suddenly, Jar-Jar walks in)
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> Jar-Jar: Meesa thinking yousa owesa meesa mysa share of the money.
>
> (Jar-Jar removes a mask to reveal Darth Maul's face underneath. Qui-Gonn is shocked)
>
> Qui-Gonn: What? I thought we killed you!
>
> Darth Maul: Well, you thougt incorrectly. You really killed a battle droid dressed up like me. (Darth pulls out a blaster and shoots Qui-Gonn.)
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> Qui-Gonn: Ugh. (Dies)
>
> (Palpatine and Darth Maul celebrate. Later that night, there is a gratuitous sex scene between Amidala, Padme and Darth Maul.)
>
> (Roll credits. During the end credits we see flashbacks doing a half-hearted attempt to fill in the plot holes.)

L*O*L. Forget about Obi-Wan, he must have too much on his mind. And how do you explain Qui-Gonn Jinn coming back to life after complete cremation? :)

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