> > Any other "interesting" fortunes people have gotten?
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> The best one I received was when my brother and I were puny, and we squabbled all through dinner. He insisted that I was arrogant and bossy, which was true, so I had to gloat when he received a generic fortune and mine said, "You are master of all you see."
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> More recently, we went out with a big group. Someone in the group received an empty fortune cookie. My cookie had two fortunes.
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> gabby

Same thing happened to me:


Me: Yeeha! I got two fortunes in this cookie! Woohoo!
(opens the other cookie, which is empty.)