> Do you have a favorite line from some old TV program? I do.
> Ed Asner, as Lou Grant on the Mary Tyler Moore show":
> "You've got spunk." (pause) "I hate spunk."
>
> And this one from M*A*S*H:
> Soldier: "Father, we want to get married."
> Priest: "I can marry you."
> Soldier: "But Father, I'm not Catholic, I'm a protestant."
> Priest: "Oh, I can do protestant wery well."
> Soldier: "I don't know, Father. Is that kosher?"
>
> Pat Boone (after the sound was lost on a live broadcast):
> "Somebody kicked the plug out of the wall."
> That line has become a standard reaction to such problems, but Boone used it first.
>
> And just recently on a news broadcast:
> Judy Woodruff: "Did I do something wrong?
> Eric Brown: "You can't do anything wrong." (pause) "But you can do it at the wrong time."
> Then they broke for a commercial.
>
> Only with heroic restraint, did I avoid quoting George W. Bush here.
> Howard

Lucy's post-intoxication Vitameatavegamin commercial.

Fonzie's "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY".

"Up your nose with a rubber hose".

And I could think of a MILLION quotes from Monty Python.

Adam "THIS...IS AN EX-PARROT!" Bomb