> > Zarn"are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb"iwoop
>
> A-HA!
>
> Kryten: He is not guilty of mass murder; he is only guilty of being Arnold J. Rimmer. THAT is his crime; it is also his punishment.
>
> --
>
> Lister: SOUP-er!
>
> Nyper"Nyperold: Too bad they replaced it with CHEF!"old

That reminded me of a couple of simply fantastic Red Dwarf quotes:

(Kryten has just arrived on board and is ironing the crew's clothing.)

Lister (on picking up a pair of his boxer shorts): Hey, these can't be mine! These bend!

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The Cat (looking into a mirror): How do I look? I look nice!

(a couple of seconds later)

The Cat: How do I look now? I still look nice!

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Holly: Which word don't you understand? They're all....dead....Dave.

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Holly (during a chess match): Horsey to king prawn.

Phil-"That's your lot...I could probably go on but we'd all get bored"-bee