> After having a sneak peek at Britney's movie debut, I can reveal the awful truth....
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> "Crossroads"
> (Dir: Charles B. Pierce)
>
> The movie opens with young Britney, a choral prodigy with pop pretensions, helping Madonna escape from an old folks home so that she can teach her the lost songs that will mould her career as a diva songstress. Madonna has other plans, however, and leads our naive heroine to a crossroads in L.A. where, many years before, Madonna struck a deal with Beelzebub.
>
I think I can see where this is going...

> The Devil offers Britney a chance to save her companion's eternal soul by way of a contest of skills: confident in the utmost, and scoffing at all this "voodoo jive", Britney accepts.
>
> Things go awry when Satan has a schedule mix-up and Britney faces Steve Vai in a contest of extreme guitar wig-outs, whilst (hundreds of miles away in the deep South) Raplh Macchio pits his pre-pubescent vocal stylings against the demonic warbling of Mariah Carey.
>
LOL! Yes! I love that movie! The Karate Kid is a blues guitarist! Who knew?
> And thus Britney and Madonna are dragged screaming into the depths of Hell, never to be heard from again.
>
Heh...I would pay to see that.

> Bo"might be better than the ACTUAL movie"urne
>
> P.S. If you don't know who Charles B. Pierce is, shame on you! Bad Rinkydink! Bad! Bad! (sound of Bourne hitting you on the nose with a rolled up copy of Heat magazine)

According to the link, he made "The Legend of Boggy Creek", which is somewhat near to my heart, having fished and hunted there a few times.

Ran"Steve Vai is awesome, by the way"dy