> > > No. Was that the whole joke?
> >
> > Yep. I love one-liners that start with "Did you hear the one about..."
>
> That reminds me of "Welcom back, Kotter." It seems almost every episode had a joke in it that started out, "...did I ever tell you about my uncle so-and-so." They were usually short one-liner type jokes.

And, of course, the old classic "What's the difference between an orange?"

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