> > > >"What's the difference between an orange?"
> > >
> > > Gosh, Darien, I don't want to ask you to explain a classic but what's the difference?
> >
> > One of its legs is both the same.
>
> No, that's the difference between a duck.
>
> (Man, some people just can't tell a joke.)

Hey, in my part of the world, the difference between a duck is that it neither wears a tie. (Not that this makes it any funnier).