> We have a football team at Kansas U.
> In need of desp'rate improvements real bad.
> Our recent losses, they are much askew,
> And, simply put, our fans are really mad.
> They hast beaten Southwest Missouri State,
> But, since then, they hast but one other win:
> A fluke field goal made Texas Tech irate.
> Now, thou may see the stew our team is in.
> Two weeks did pass, we lost to foe Mizzou,
> (Our quarterback was "waiting for a bus")
> Then fell to K-State, and Nebraska too
> Head coach was sacked, and true fans raised a fuss.
> And e'er since Texas shut us out, I fear
> Our football team's declining fate is clear.
>
> Adam "thank GOODNESS basketball season started" Bomb

I wish to update this little poem of mine.

Last Saturday we ended our season on a high note by defeating the University of Wyoming by a score of 27-14.

We have finished our season with a 3-8 record, and remain in the basement of the Big XII Northern division.

So we're still not going to a bowl game, in case you didn't know.

Adam "may I add Wyoming hadn't been doing so hot as well?" Bomb