The weirdest thing happened to me this morning, before I even woke up.

Y'see, I have a radio alarm clock which sometimes wakes me up and sometimes does not. This time, it decided not to.

However... I was rather enjoying a dream I was having about my teachers being subjected to torture (really it was my teachers being on the Weakest Link... I should really see a psychologist about this) when one of them started to sprout rubbish about how the new Toyota Yaris comes with air conditioning as standard - not the sort of thing you expect while having a dream, especially one in which all your teachers are being humiliated in such a fashion.

This startled me so much that I immediately woke up... to the tail end of a radio advertisement about the Toyota Yaris.

Maybe this was because of me being in a state of semi-consciousness. Maybe it was just me being odd. Maybe it is even natural for this sort of thing to occur.

I refuse to accept any of these suggestions, however. I am sure that Toyota have warped my brain and are sending me subliminal messages that are picked up as the contents of my dream Maybe it's their latest advertising scam...

Chris"I can be sensible when I want to..."topher