> This is shifting the topic just a tad bit, but I
feel the urge to rant about how much I hate
those obnoxious shouting car dealership
radio ads:
>
> I HATE them! Hate 'em, hate 'em, HATE
'EM!!!

I am with you all the way on that one, my man.
Those obnoxious ads are everywhere. Lately,
it seems like all the local car dealerships are
copying each other's radio ads. They all have
the same annoying shouting guy, and more
recently he's started rhyming.

"DID THE FOURTH OF JULY PASS YOU BY?"

I believe that was an ad for some kind of
Labor Day sale or something.

"DON'T SPEND YOUR DOUGH ON A CAR
THAT WON'T GO!"

That one actually made me laugh. I started
trying to think of new ones and ignored the
rest of the ad.

Gri"DON'T SPEND YOUR MONEY ON A CAR
THAT LOOKS FUNNY! DON'T WASTE YOUR
HARD-EARNED CASH ON A CAR THAT
LOOKS LIKE TRASH! DON'T LOSE YOUR
BUCKS ON A CAR THAT JUST SUCKS!"shny